ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care.
It's been delivered. It's been read. It is now the most caring thing anyone has ever ignored.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Make your money work for you. Yours quit in 2019. It works for your…
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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