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— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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