ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being single means nobody steals your duvet.
It also means the duvet is the only witness to your life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- Your banking app pauses slightly before opening. It's deciding how to tell you.
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- You left them on read "to be mysterious". They didn't notice. They were also…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Be your own boss. Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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