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Your new boss naps at 2pm, can't pay you, and has no pension plan.
— Zack, unqualified
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- Your out-of-office reply is the most confident thing you wrote all year. Nobody noticed…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- Your company's core values are printed on the wall. So nobody has to have…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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