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Make your money work for you.
Yours quit in 2019. It works for your landlord now.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Both parties say this is the most important election of your lifetime. They said…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- Love is patient. Your partner is not, and has started a note on their…
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- Sleep when the baby sleeps. Also pay the mortgage when the baby pays the…
- You've been "circling back" since March. At this point you're space debris.
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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