ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You manifested your dream job.
The universe received the request, checked your CV and moved you to spam.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The first email you open on Monday is a reply-all from Friday. Forty replies.…
- Both sides declared victory. The only clear loser was your Tuesday evening.
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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