ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Scale your business.
Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one candle out of pity.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- Your inbox reached zero once. The server was down. You were briefly free and…
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Don't settle. Your standards already have. They didn't tell you.
- The retirement age goes up a year every time you check. It's not a…
- Your business plan has three phases: launch, pivot, and letting the domain quietly expire.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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