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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Not all who wander are lost.
You are. The map gave up.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- "It's only Monday" is the most threatening sentence in English. It will be only…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.…
- Tomorrow is a fresh start. Your problems have the new address. They've already moved…
- You said "my For You page knows me so well". It knows you're awake…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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