ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once.
They'll merge. You'll be the one let go.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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