ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Nobody notices when you do your job well.
Everyone notices when you leave at 5:01. Your retirement will get a shorter email.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Synergy is two departments confused about the same thing at once. They'll merge. You'll…
- You "grew out of" your old friends. They grew out of waiting for you…
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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