ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday motivation is a myth.
Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave, or your retirement.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
- You've "romanticised your life". It's a candle, a croissant and a playlist called "main…
- You bought 41 games in the Steam sale. You will play two. The other…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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