ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You bought 41 games in the Steam sale.
You will play two. The other 39 will outlive you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- There's no I in team. There are two in "invoice still unpaid". And one…
- Your backlog is a library of things you were going to enjoy. It is…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Being a parent means eating cold crusts standing up and calling it dinner. You'll…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Opposites attract. Then they argue about the thermostat for forty years. Whoever outlives the…
- You flipped a water bottle on Monday morning just to feel something. It landed.…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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