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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought.
It renews automatically. So does the guilt.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Compound interest is the eighth wonder of the world. Your overdraft found it first.…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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