ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Everyone's bringing back the dog filter.
Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look on its own since March, and it doesn't come off when you close the app.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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