ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You went "no contact" with your ex.
You still check their Spotify. They're listening to the same sad songs. About a different person.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Skipping your daily coffee won't buy you a house. Nothing will. Have the coffee.
- A full review is ongoing. Ongoing is a very comfortable place for a review…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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