ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You "love deeply".
Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do his writers.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
- They posted an apology in the Notes app. It was addressed to the fans.…
- You said "this is my year". You've said it since 2019. The years have…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- A good night out now means home by ten. Nobody had to come and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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