ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "healing your inner child".
Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult that hasn't opened a letter since March.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Core collaboration days started as Tuesday. They now include Wednesday, Thursday, a Friday that's…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- You "love deeply". Mostly a fictional man who doesn't know you exist. Neither do…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Your company will send flowers to your funeral. They'll be charged to your department's…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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