ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The weekend is two days long.
Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're paid for one.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You bought the yoga mat. The cat uses it. The cat is more flexible,…
- Monday is a perfectly normal day. You've got about two thousand more of them.…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Children are a blessing. They're also why the remote is in the bin and…
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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