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Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one candle out of pity.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- The sun will eventually swallow the Earth. Until then, the bins still go out…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
- The weekend is two days long. Monday is nine emotional days long, and you're…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- You're ageing like a fine wine. Expensive, slightly sour, best kept in the dark,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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