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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your back now goes out when you sneeze.
It goes out more than you do.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
- Treat yourself, they said. You did. Four times before lunch. Your pension felt every…
- Scale your business. Currently it's you, a laptop, and your mum, who bought one…
- You're "on a gap year". It's your third.
- The sun will eventually swallow the Earth. Until then, the bins still go out…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- “Too close to call” means nobody knows. It is said by people paid a…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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