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You quit your job to "find yourself".
Found you. You're on your parents' sofa, and the Wi-Fi password has been changed.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every relationship has a honeymoon period. Yours was the walk from the bar to…
- You wanted a mini-me. You got a tiny negotiator who has never once lost…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- Start the week strong. Or at 9:14, camera off, pretending your face is a…
- Your startup is an app that replaces a phone call. With a waitlist, a…
- Wisdom comes with age. So does standing on the landing with no idea why…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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