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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The hardest part of working out is getting started.
You've made sure it stays the hardest part.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- “I'm here for the right reasons.” The reasons are a teeth-whitening deal and a…
- The losers stay in office until January. It's the only job where being fired…
- You have a "comfort show". You've watched it 11 times. You've seen your friends…
- Kids grow up so fast. Except between 5pm and bedtime, when time stops and…
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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