ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Every Monday you swear this week will be different.
You've sworn it nine hundred times. The week stopped listening.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have 47 tabs open. Three are jobs you'll never apply for, one's a…
- You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
- Dress for the job you want. The job you have will see you in…
- Your Duolingo owl has stopped threatening you. It's not proud. It's given up. Even…
- You said you're "built different". You're built the same. Just assembled worse.
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- "Per my last email" is the closest you'll ever get to a duel. You'll…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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