ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You have an eleven-step skincare routine.
Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is doing its best. It isn't a miracle worker.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You have a "5-year plan". It's a Pinterest board. It's mostly kitchens.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- The in-office lunch is optional. The man with the clipboard and no sandwich is…
- You "speak your truth". Your truth is mostly about the bin rota.
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- The hardest part of working out is getting started. You've made sure it stays…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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