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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast.
Combined monthly income: $14. Combined listeners: your nan, twice, by accident.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The documentary is unfiltered. It took seven people to remove the filter.
- You are a brief arrangement of atoms that learned to worry about emails.
- You moneymaxxed so hard this month you earned $4.80 in cashback. It cost three…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- Strangers online have voted you "not wrong". The same strangers once voted to give…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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