ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You can do anything you set your mind to.
Your mind has set itself to lying down. Permanently. With snacks.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- There's someone out there for everyone. Yours married someone else in 2019. They look…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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