ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Strangers online have voted you "not wrong".
The same strangers once voted to give a research ship a silly name. You are the silly name.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You deleted the app "for good". That was 40 minutes ago. You've reinstalled it…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You negotiated your broadband bill down by $3 a month. The call took 94…
- Everything happens for a reason. The reason is you. It's always been you.
- You got the ick because they ran for a bus. You've been single three…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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