ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You said "that's so me" about a horoscope.
It also described 600 million other people and a goldfish.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- Your financial advisor is a spreadsheet you opened once in January. It's been screaming…
- Till death do us part. Not a vow. A fixed-term contract with an unspecified…
- The bins are now fortnightly. The council tax is still monthly.
- Micro-dating is a thirty-minute coffee to see if there's a spark. There wasn't. She…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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