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Beach body ready?
The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't waiting for you.
— Zack, unqualified
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PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Running clears your head. Mostly of the idea that you're a runner.
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You quit your job to "find yourself". Found you. You're on your parents' sofa,…
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Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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