ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Monday morning has the energy of a printer that knows you're in a hurry.
The printer has better job security.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- Your partner says they'd be lost without you. They'd be lost for about eighteen…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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