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Consistency is key.
You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only consistent thing about you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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