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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The update is 200GB.
Your free afternoon was smaller.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Nobody notices when you do your job well. Everyone notices when you leave at…
- You're "in your villain era". You returned a lukewarm coffee and apologised four times.…
- Mondays aren't so bad. They're just Sundays that opened their bank statement.
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- You don't skip leg day. You skip every day. The legs know. The legs…
- Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing. When you…
- Coffee doesn't fix Monday. It just makes sure you're fully conscious for it.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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