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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Your partner says they'd be lost without you.
They'd be lost for about eighteen months. Then they'd take up pottery.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Money can't buy happiness. You'll never have enough to check.
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- A budget is a list of things you're about to do anyway. Written down…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- The update is 200GB. Your free afternoon was smaller.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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