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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Fortnite was free to play.
It was not free to stop.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You are a brief arrangement of atoms that learned to worry about emails.
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- Step outside your comfort zone. It's raining out there, everything costs more, and nobody…
- Your gym membership is the most expensive guilt you've ever bought. It renews automatically.…
- Clear-coding means stating your intentions up front. Hers was "I have a hard stop…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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