ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You don't have a spending problem.
You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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