ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You got a houseplant to "take care of something".
It died. Even the plant had better boundaries than you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You started saying "oof" when you sit down. That's the countdown, out loud.
- You said you're "so busy" this week. Your screen time says eleven hours a…
- Beach body ready? The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't…
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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