ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
No pain, no gain.
You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your file.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
- Your soulmate is out there. Currently leaving someone better on read.
- Consistency is key. You've said "I'll go tomorrow" for three years. It's the only…
- You swore you'd never sound like your parents. You just said "because I said…
- You said you "thrive in a fast-paced environment". It took you three days to…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
- You got a houseplant to "take care of something". It died. Even the plant…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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