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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
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Beach body ready?
The beach has been ready for four billion years. It isn't waiting for you.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The light at the end of the tunnel is someone asking, "Can you see…
- Limited-time event. Will not return. Neither will your Saturday.
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You manifested your dream job. The universe received the request, checked your CV and…
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- They're on a comeback tour. It's the fourth. They have never been anywhere long…
- You've got a side hustle, a passion project and a podcast. Combined monthly income:…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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