ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You've been "circling back" since March.
At this point you're space debris.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Find your purpose. It's in the drawer with the takeaway menus and a key…
- You said "it's giving" about your own life. It's giving overdraft. It's giving rent…
- You don't have a spending problem. You have an income problem, and it's terminal.
- Your job title will outlive you. It's already been posted on LinkedIn, with a…
- You say you're "an old soul". You're 21. The only old thing about you…
- No pain, no gain. You chose neither. Your heart has noted it in your…
- Monday motivation is a myth. Like the Loch Ness Monster, a clean office microwave,…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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