ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Some meetings could have been an email.
You'll spend four years of your one life in them. Nobody took minutes.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
- You're "manifesting abundance". The only thing abundant is your payment reminders.
- You can do anything you set your mind to. Your mind has set itself…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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