ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Passive income takes a surprising amount of active effort.
Mostly explaining it at parties to people backing away.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Dating apps let you meet hundreds of people. All of them are "just seeing…
- Your bio says "foodie, traveller, dreamer". You've been abroad once, and you still talk…
- Being single means nobody steals your duvet. It also means the duvet is the…
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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