ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Being single means nobody steals your duvet.
It also means the duvet is the only witness to your life.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Mistakes were made. Nobody made them. They just happened, like weather.
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- Some meetings could have been an email. You'll spend four years of your one…
- Every birthday is a gift. The gift is one fewer birthday.
- Every parent has a favourite child. It's whichever one isn't currently talking.
- Ghostlighting is when someone disappears for eight weeks and comes back with "you've been…
- The consultation runs for twelve weeks. The decision was made in week zero.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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