ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”.
Episode 31 has nine listeners and a sponsor that sells protein water. Neither of you is laughing.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Roblox was free. The hat was £4.99. The sword was “everyone has one”.
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- Early access means you paid to watch someone not finish something. You do that…
- The loot box has a 0.5% chance of something good. The studio has a…
- Remember when you stayed up late on purpose? Now you're up at 3am because…
- Monday has its own support group. The group is everyone. The meetings are also…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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