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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Not all who wander are lost.
You are. The map gave up.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Hard work pays off eventually. It's paying off right now. Your boss just bought…
- You've rewritten that text nine times to sound like you didn't care. It's been…
- You're "so random". You've told the same "so random" story at every party since…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Roblox was free. The hat was £4.99. The sword was “everyone has one”.
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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