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DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Underconsumption core is a beautiful aesthetic.
It's what the last week of the month has looked like for a decade. Someone finally sold the lighting.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Everyone's bringing back the dog filter. Your face has been doing the droopy-ears look…
- Quality family time: everyone on a different screen in the same room, harvested by…
- Your favourite music is now called "a classic". So are you. It means old.
- "We should get dinner sometime" is a beautiful promise. One of you will die…
- Your 5am routine went viral. You did it once, filmed it, and have slept…
- Move fast and break things. You broke the coffee machine, the budget and your…
- Every subscription you forgot about still thinks of you monthly. That's more than your…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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