ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
You're "chronically online".
Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have a loading icon.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- The council listened to your feedback. Then it did the thing anyway, but with…
- You "work best under pressure". You don't. You just only work under pressure.
- Youth is wasted on the young. You wasted yours too. Old age is next,…
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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