ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Youth is wasted on the young.
You wasted yours too. Old age is next, and you've got form.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Every summit sends a very strong signal. The planet keeps not receiving it.
- The pothole is on the list. The list is dynamic. The pothole is permanent.
- You're "healing your inner child". Your inner child is fine. It's your outer adult…
- Somebody, somewhere, is checking their phone hoping it's you. It's a debt collector.
- You're not getting older. You're getting closer. That's worse.
- In three generations, nobody will remember your name. You don't know your great-grandmother's, so…
- Your resting heart rate is excellent. It's had nothing else to do.
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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