ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
Your Candy Crush streak is on day 212.
The game hasn't been fun since day 30. The streak doesn't care.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- You're "taking a social media break". You announced it on social media. Twice. With…
- The battle pass costs £9.99 a season. Your childhood cost nothing and had better…
- You put "entrepreneur" in your bio. You've sold one pair of trainers on Vinted…
- Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…
- You started a podcast with your mate “for a laugh”. Episode 31 has nine…
- Monday is a core collaboration day. As, it turns out, is every day ending…
- You're "chronically online". Chronic means long-term. You've been online so long your eyes have…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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