ISSUED DAILY SINCE NOBODY ASKED
DAILY DEMOTIVATION
A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.
The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step.
You took it in 2016. You've been sitting down since.
— Zack, unqualified
VERIFIEDUNHELPFUL
PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE
- Your alarm didn't wake you. The dread did. It doesn't have a snooze button.
- Wealth is built slowly. Debt is built quickly. And it's hereditary.
- You have an eleven-step skincare routine. Your sleep schedule has none. The serum is…
- They say sweat is weakness leaving the body. Yours has decided to stay.
- You have 2,000 followers and nobody to help you move. Your audience is very…
- Some days you're the pigeon. Most days you're the statue, and nobody remembers who…
- You call it a "situationship" because "relationship" would mean someone has to commit to…
THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR
Newsletter / Issue No. 446
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