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DAILY DEMOTIVATION

A fresh disappointment every morning. Like the news, but more honest.

ARCHIVED DEMOTIVATION TUESDAY, 2 JANUARY 1962
Your desk plant is the only thing in the office still growing.
When you leave, someone will fight over the plant.

— Zack, unqualified

VERIFIED
UNHELPFUL

PREVIOUSLY, ON YOUR DECLINE

  1. Nobody has ever said "thank goodness it's Monday". Except a manager, and he meant…
  2. He vanished for five months, then texted "haha so true" like he'd just popped…
  3. Your toddler has stronger opinions about sock seams than you've had about anything since…
  4. You call it "quiet quitting". Your manager calls it "the same as before". Nobody…
  5. You went "no contact" with your ex. You still check their Spotify. They're listening…
  6. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. You took it…
  7. Your Sunday-night plan for Monday was ambitious. Monday read it, laughed, and forwarded it…

THE CALENDAR OF DESPAIR

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